The latest episode of GOT brought back some characters, we didn't really care about and ended off with a cliff hanger. We summarized the major highlights for you below:
1) Who let the dog out??
Looks like bringing the dead back in Westeros is becoming...well normal?
Turns out that Arya's companion didn't actually die when she left him for dead, and instead joined a peaceful nomadic tribe...They end up dying during the course of the episode, killed by the Brotherhood with Banners, jolting the Hound into a quest for revenge...
Yeah we don't really care either. Super random.
2) Margaery may or may not be super duper religious.
At the advice of the High Sparrow, Margery tries to convince her Grandmother, Olenna Tyrell to flee the city. This comes after the High Sparrow dropped some major hints that she needed to either convert or leave. We can only assume at this point, and due to the rose drawing Margaery slipped her grandma, that she is only pretending to be under the Sparrow's influence.
4) Olenna Tyrell throws heavy shade.
Olenna shut Cersei down pretty brilliantly, when the latter begged her to stay and aid in the fight against the Sparrows. Instead of relenting, Olenna swiftly replied: "You lost, Cersei," Olenna tells her, "It's the only joy I could find in all this misery." Oh Snap Son.
5) Jamie, Blackfish and Bronn.
In this episode we saw Jaime attempt to aid the Freys in taking back Riverrun from the Blackfish (Brynden Tully), Catelyn Stark's brother. Jaime took along the new Robin to his Batman, Bronn, who, we haven't laid eyes on since Dorne. They arrive to find a sad attempt at a siege and swiftly take over the operation. However, Tully and his men have enough provisions in the castle to survive for about two years, so they are not exactly tripping over themselves to surrender. Guess we'll have to wait this one out.
6) Jon Snow gets shut down by a little girl.
Jon, Sansa and Ser Davos continue in their mission to grow their army, by asking for help from House Stark's former allies. Their first attempt however, at House Mormont, doesn't go smoothly. Yes Mormont. The same as Jorah Momont and the Old Lord Commander Mormont. The one that looked like a young Santa.
Anyway, the house is currently being headed by a bratty 10 year old girl, who pretty much says 'No'. Although thanks to the smooth talking of Ser Davos, the trio land themselves an additional 62 men.
8) Finally. A lesbian.
Yup. That's about it. Turns out Theon's sister, Yara is a Lesbian. Which is awesome.
Yara also reveals her plan to sail to Meereen and join Daenerys. Which is awesome to.
10) Sansa writes a letter.
Sansa believes their trusty trio need more men before they can attack. Jon disagrees and believe they should attack now, with their 2,000 wildlings. Sansa therefore goes behind his back and writes a letter.
Yeah sorry, that's all we got. Maybe she has a pen pal?
11) Arya gets stabbed.
Arya seemed to have decided to head back to Westeros with her trusty pointy sword Needle. However, she then gets stabbed in the stomach repeatably by a weird old lady who turns out to be the Waif. (Creepy) Arya luckily manages to swim away, eventually getting to the riverbank.
P.S If they kill off Arya, we riot.